{"id":1005,"date":"2025-08-10T22:20:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-10T22:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2025-08-10T22:20:01","modified_gmt":"2025-08-10T22:20:01","slug":"i-bought-my-wife-titanic-on-video-for-her-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=1005","title":{"rendered":"I bought my wife Titanic on video for her birthday."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My 3-year-old asked, <em>&#8220;Can I watch it after nursery school?&#8221;<\/em><br>I said, <em>&#8220;No, it&#8217;s for grown-ups, like Mommy and Daddy.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I went to pick him up later, the teacher was <strong>stifling her laughter<\/strong>.<br>I asked what was so funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She said, <em>&#8220;Your son has been telling everyone all day that \u2018Mommy and Daddy watch Titanic together because it&#8217;s for adults only!\u2019 He told the class that it&#8217;s a grown-up movie that only married people are allowed to watch in bed.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Needless to say, I had a few awkward glances from other parents at pickup.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lesson learned: Be VERY specific with explanations when talking to toddlers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 3-year-old asked, &#8220;Can I watch it after nursery school?&#8221;I said, &#8220;No, it&#8217;s for grown-ups, like Mommy and Daddy.&#8221; When I went to pick him up later,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}