A little boy named Tommy went to church with his grandma every Sunday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One day, Grandma told him it was time to make his first confession.
She explained, \u201cYou go into that little booth, tell the priest your sins, and he\u2019ll forgive you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tommy was nervous but agreed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He walked into the confessional and sat down, and the priest slid open the little window.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBless me, Father, for I have sinned,\u201d Tommy whispered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The priest smiled kindly. \u201cGo ahead, my son. What are your sins?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tommy took a deep breath.
\u201cWell\u2026 I stole a pencil from school\u2026 I said a bad word\u2026 and I lied to my mom.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The priest nodded. \u201cThat\u2019s not too bad. Anything else?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tommy thought hard.
\u201cUmm\u2026 oh yeah! I threw my sister\u2019s Barbie out the window and told her she ran away.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The priest chuckled. \u201cAnything else?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tommy scratched his head.
\u201cOh! And last night, I put peanut butter on the cat\u2019s paws so she\u2019d tap-dance on the kitchen floor.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The priest burst out laughing. \u201cMy son\u2026 you might need more than forgiveness. You might need a talent agent!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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