{"id":1238,"date":"2025-08-16T02:22:25","date_gmt":"2025-08-16T02:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2025-08-16T02:22:26","modified_gmt":"2025-08-16T02:22:26","slug":"wife-calls-a-husband-part-2-%f0%9f%98%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=1238","title":{"rendered":"Wife Calls a Husband \u2013 Part 2 \ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. There was one I really liked!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H \u2013 \u201cHow much?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cOnly $85,000\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H \u2013 \u201cOkay, but for that price, make sure it comes fully loaded.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cWill do! Oh, and one more thing\u2026 I was talking to our real estate agent and the house we looked at last year is back on the market. Remember the one with the pool and home theater?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H \u2013 <em>sighs<\/em> \u201cYes, I remember.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cThey\u2019re only asking $950,000!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H \u2013 \u201cWell\u2026 go ahead and make an offer. We can always negotiate later.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>W \u2013 \u201cAwww, honey, you\u2019re the best! Love you! \ud83d\ude18\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>H \u2013 \u201cLove you too\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>(The man hangs up.)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then he turns to the other men at the club and says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201cDoes anyone know whose phone this is?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>W \u2013 \u201cAhhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. There was one I really liked!\u201d H \u2013 \u201cHow much?\u201d W&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}