{"id":14887,"date":"2026-10-30T20:37:43","date_gmt":"2026-10-30T20:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=14887"},"modified":"2026-10-30T20:37:44","modified_gmt":"2026-10-30T20:37:44","slug":"a-passenger-kept-throwing-her-hair-into-my-food-so-i-taught-her-a-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=14887","title":{"rendered":"A Passenger Kept Throwing Her Hair Into My Food so I Taught Her a Lesson"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thirty-five thousand feet up, a young woman stood in the aisle with one hand stuck to her own head and murder on her mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She was pointing at me with the other one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Every head in the cabin turned my way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But two hours earlier, nothing in the world could have led to this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Two hours earlier, I was standing in a duty-free line with a little present for my granddaughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The line was crawling. The reason stood right in front of me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She was maybe twenty-eight, with blonde hair down to the back of her knees and a phone held at arm\u2019s length.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The case said BRITTANY in rhinestones, in case she forgot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOkay, guys, help me choose. This one or this one?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7484\" style=\"width:20px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thirty-five thousand feet up, a young woman stood in the aisle with one hand stuck to her own head and murder on her mind. She was pointing&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14887"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14888,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14887\/revisions\/14888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}