The owner sighs and shakes his head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cRemarkable? No, not really,\u201d he says. \u201cThis is the second time this week he\u2019s forgotten the bread!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The customer can\u2019t believe his ears. \u201cWait\u2026 you mean this dog shops for you all the time?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEvery single day,\u201d the owner replies, taking the bag from the dog\u2019s mouth. \u201cHe knows the butcher, the baker, even the newspaper stand. But\u2026\u201d \u2014 he glares at the dog \u2014 \u201che STILL forgets half the list! Last week he came home with steak, chops, even sausages\u2026 but no milk. The week before? He brought everything but the eggs.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The customer laughs in disbelief. \u201cThat\u2019s still the smartest dog I\u2019ve ever seen!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The owner shrugs. \u201cSmart, sure. But lazy and forgetful. I keep telling him \u2014 if he really wants to impress me, he\u2019ll learn how to cook the steak too.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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