{"id":2046,"date":"2025-09-11T02:30:24","date_gmt":"2025-09-11T02:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=2046"},"modified":"2025-09-11T02:30:25","modified_gmt":"2025-09-11T02:30:25","slug":"lazy-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=2046","title":{"rendered":"Lazy Husband!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Wife: <em>\u201cHoney, can you please help me clean the garden?\u201d<\/em><br>Husband: <em>\u201cDo I look like a gardener?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife: <em>\u201cOh sorry honey\u2026 okay, then fix the bathroom door.\u201d<\/em><br>Husband: <em>\u201cDo I look like a carpenter?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The husband walked out. After coming back, he found the garden cleaned and the bathroom door fixed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband: <em>\u201cHa! I knew my wife would do it all by herself.\u201d<\/em><br>Wife: <em>\u201cNo, it\u2019s not me.\u201d<\/em><br>Husband: <em>\u201cThen who?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wife: \u201cHoney, can you please help me clean the garden?\u201dHusband: \u201cDo I look like a gardener?\u201d Wife: \u201cOh sorry honey\u2026 okay, then fix the bathroom door.\u201dHusband: \u201cDo&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2046\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}