It was a busy Friday afternoon when Lil\u2019 Johnny\u2019s mother took him to the bank. The line was long, and right in front of them stood a rather large woman in a business suit, complete with a pager clipped to her belt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they waited, Johnny stared at her for a few seconds before blurting out loud enough for the entire line to hear,
\u201cHey, Mom\u2026 she\u2019s REALLY fat!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The woman turned around, gave a polite smile to Johnny\u2019s mom, who instantly shushed her son, whispering harshly,
\u201cJohnny, that\u2019s not nice! You don\u2019t say things like that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johnny went quiet\u2014for about ten seconds. Then, stretching his little arms out as wide as he could, he added,
\u201cI bet her butt is THIS wide!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The woman shot him a glare that could melt steel. His mother\u2019s face turned red as she leaned down and hissed,
\u201cJohnny, if you say ONE more thing, we\u2019re going straight home, do you hear me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johnny nodded. The line moved slowly. The silence was unbearable. But Lil\u2019 Johnny couldn\u2019t help himself. After a minute, he whispered loudly enough for everyone to hear,
\u201cLook how the fat hangs over her belt\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This time, the woman spun around, furious. \u201cYou need to control your rude child!\u201d she snapped at his mother. Everyone in line froze. Johnny\u2019s mother was mortified. She grabbed him by the shoulders and said through gritted teeth,
\u201cThat\u2019s it, Johnny. You say one more word, and I swear\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But before she could finish, the woman\u2019s pager suddenly went off<\/strong> \u2014 a loud, beeping sound echoing through the bank.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Johnny\u2019s eyes went wide as saucers. He jumped back, pointing straight at her and screamed, The entire bank erupted in laughter<\/strong>. Even the tellers couldn\u2019t keep a straight face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n As for Johnny\u2019s mother? She didn\u2019t know whether to laugh, cry, or disappear into the floor. It was a busy Friday afternoon when Lil\u2019 Johnny\u2019s mother took him to the bank. The line was long, and right in front of them stood a… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3313\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cLOOK OUT, MOM! SHE\u2019S BACKING UP!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the woman? Let\u2019s just say she learned never to stand in front of Lil\u2019 Johnny again. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"