A blonde woman went to her doctor after realizing she had put on a few extra pounds. She wanted to lose weight quickly before an upcoming event, so the doctor gave her a simple plan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI want you to eat normally for two days,\u201d the doctor explained, \u201cthen skip a day. Repeat this for two weeks. If you stick to it, you\u2019ll lose at least five pounds by the time I see you again.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The woman wrote everything down carefully, nodded, and promised to follow the instructions exactly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two weeks later, she came back looking exhausted \u2014 but also noticeably slimmer. The doctor was impressed.
\u201cMy goodness!\u201d he said. \u201cYou\u2019ve lost nearly fifteen pounds! Did you really follow my instructions?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She nodded. \u201cYes, exactly as you said \u2014 two days eating normally, then one day of skipping.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The doctor smiled. \u201cWow, I didn\u2019t think it would work that<\/em> well! But you look exhausted. Were the \u2018skip\u2019 days really that hard?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The woman sighed. \u201cHard? You have no idea! I almost didn\u2019t make it through the second week.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The doctor frowned, confused. \u201cWait\u2026 what do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She replied, catching her breath: The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A blonde woman went to her doctor after realizing she had put on a few extra pounds. She wanted to lose weight quickly before an upcoming event,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3569\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cWell, I ate for two days like you said, then on the third day, I started skipping \u2014 all day long! Around the house, down the street, even in the park! My legs are killing me!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n