{"id":4488,"date":"2025-10-23T00:29:06","date_gmt":"2025-10-23T00:29:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=4488"},"modified":"2025-10-23T00:29:07","modified_gmt":"2025-10-23T00:29:07","slug":"wife-calls-her-husband-what-happens-next-will-leave-you-laughing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=4488","title":{"rendered":"Wife Calls Her Husband \u2014 What Happens Next Will Leave You Laughing!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Husband (H):<\/strong> \u201cHello?\u201d<br><strong>Wife (W):<\/strong> \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201d<br><strong>H:<\/strong> \u201cYes.\u201d<br><strong>W:<\/strong> \u201cGreat! I\u2019m at the mall, just two blocks from you. I saw this <em>absolutely gorgeous<\/em> mink coat. Can I buy it?\u201d<br><strong>H:<\/strong> \u201cHow much is it?\u201d<br><strong>W:<\/strong> \u201cOnly $1,500.\u201d<br><strong>H:<\/strong> \u201cIf you like it that much, go ahead and get it.\u201d<br><strong>W:<\/strong> \u201cAh, thank you! Oh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership\u2026\u201d<br><strong>H:<\/strong> (suspicious) \u201cOh? What for?\u201d<br><strong>W:<\/strong> \u201cThey have that new model I\u2019ve been eyeing \u2014 the one that\u2019s fully electric and super sleek. They offered a great deal \u2014 only $85,000!\u201d<br><strong>H:<\/strong> \u201cWHAT?! Eighty-five what?!\u201d<br><strong>W:<\/strong> \u201cBut it\u2019s fully loaded, honey. Heated seats, self-driving mode, the works!\u201d<br><strong>H:<\/strong> (after a long pause) \u201cFine. If you really love it, go ahead. But make sure it\u2019s in silver.\u201d<br><strong>W:<\/strong> \u201cPerfect! You\u2019re the best, sweetheart. Oh \u2014 and I almost forgot. The house we looked at last week \u2014 it\u2019s on the market again. The one with the big backyard and pool?\u201d<br><strong>H:<\/strong> \u201cNo\u2026 no way. How much?\u201d<br><strong>W:<\/strong> \u201cThey lowered it to $950,000.\u201d<br><strong>H:<\/strong> \u201cAlright, but don\u2019t go over that price!\u201d<br><strong>W:<\/strong> \u201cGot it! You\u2019re amazing. See you soon, honey!\u201d <em>click<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At that moment, the husband looked around the club and shouted,<br>\u201cDoes anyone know whose phone this is?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband (H): \u201cHello?\u201dWife (W): \u201cHoney, it\u2019s me. Are you at the club?\u201dH: \u201cYes.\u201dW: \u201cGreat! I\u2019m at the mall, just two blocks from you. I saw this absolutely&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4488\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}