{"id":449,"date":"2025-08-05T01:31:44","date_gmt":"2025-08-05T01:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=449"},"modified":"2025-08-05T01:31:45","modified_gmt":"2025-08-05T01:31:45","slug":"a-blonde-and-the-tv-classic-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=449","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde and the TV \u2013 Classic Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI would like to buy this TV,\u201d she told the salesman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSorry, we don\u2019t sell to blondes,\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She hurried home, dyed her hair brown, came back the next day, and said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019d like to buy this TV, please.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The salesman looked at her and said again,<br><strong>\u201cSorry, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Frustrated, she asked,<br><strong>\u201cHow did you know I\u2019m a blonde now?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He replied:<br><strong>\u201cBecause that\u2019s a microwave.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. \u201cI would like to buy this TV,\u201d she told the salesman. \u201cSorry, we don\u2019t sell&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=449"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/449\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}