A newly married couple were lying in bed one night, enjoying the peace and quiet of their new life together. Then, curiosity got the better of the husband. He turned to his wife and asked,
\u201cBe honest with me\u2026 how many men have you slept with before me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The room fell silent. The wife just stared at the ceiling, not saying a word.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After a moment, the husband chuckled nervously and said,
\u201cIt\u2019s okay, you can tell me. I won\u2019t get mad \u2014 I just want to know.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Still nothing. Total silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally, after several long seconds, the husband sighed.
\u201cAlright,\u201d he said softly, \u201cI guess it doesn\u2019t matter now. I love you no matter what.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suddenly, the wife blinked, turned her head, and whispered:
\u201cShh\u2026 I\u2019m still counting.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The husband froze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that was the night he learned never<\/em> to ask questions you don\u2019t really want the answer to!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A newly married couple were lying in bed one night, enjoying the peace and quiet of their new life together. Then, curiosity got the better of the… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4771\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}