{"id":5289,"date":"2025-11-04T16:47:22","date_gmt":"2025-11-04T16:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=5289"},"modified":"2025-11-04T16:47:23","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T16:47:23","slug":"little-johnnys-answer-had-the-whole-class-in-tears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=5289","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny\u2019s Answer Had the Whole Class in Tears"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>During an English lesson, a teacher asked her students to name words that end with \u201c-tor\u201d and describe things that eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The first boy raised his hand proudly and said, <strong>\u201cAlligator!\u201d<\/strong><br>\u201cVery good,\u201d the teacher smiled. \u201cThat\u2019s a big word!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second student quickly added, <strong>\u201cPredator!\u201d<\/strong><br>\u201cExcellent,\u201d said the teacher. \u201cAnother great example!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then little Johnny raised his hand with that mischievous grin everyone knew too well.<br>The teacher hesitated, but finally nodded. \u201cAlright, Johnny, what\u2019s your word?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Johnny stood up, smirked, and said loudly:<br><strong>\u201cMentor\u2026 because mine eats my brain every day!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The class burst into laughter \u2014 and even the teacher couldn\u2019t help but smile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trust Johnny to turn <em>every<\/em> lesson into a comedy show!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During an English lesson, a teacher asked her students to name words that end with \u201c-tor\u201d and describe things that eat. The first boy raised his hand&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5289\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}