Two Southern Belles were sitting on the porch of a big white mansion, sipping sweet tea and fanning themselves in the warm breeze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The first lady said proudly, \u201cWhen my first child was born, my husband built me this beautiful mansion.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The second lady smiled politely and said, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The first continued, \u201cWhen my second child was born, he bought me that fine Cadillac out front.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Again, the second replied with her charming southern grace, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd when my third child was born,\u201d said the first, showing off her sparkling wrist, \u201che gave me this dazzling diamond bracelet.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The second lady, still smiling, nodded and said, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally, the first woman leaned closer, a bit curious. \u201cSo tell me, darling,\u201d she said, \u201cwhat did your<\/em> husband give you when you had your first child?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n With a sly grin, the second lady said, Two Southern Belles were sitting on the porch of a big white mansion, sipping sweet tea and fanning themselves in the warm breeze. The first lady said… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5364\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cWell\u2026 he sent me to finishing school<\/em> so I could learn to say, \u2018Well, isn\u2019t that nice?\u2019 instead of what I was really thinking!\u201d \ud83d\ude06\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"