At the office, everyone knows that when the boss yells \u201cLittle Johnny, come here right now!\u201d something funny \u2014 or disastrous \u2014 is about to happen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This time, the boss was furious. He had just seen Little Johnny arguing with a customer and was ready to give him an earful. \u201cJohnny,\u201d he shouted, \u201cI\u2019ve told you a thousand times \u2014 the customer is always right! Do you understand me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes, sir,\u201d Johnny replied quickly, standing at attention. \u201cThe customer is always right.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The boss crossed his arms. \u201cThen tell me \u2014 what were you arguing about with that customer?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Johnny looked serious and said, \u201cWell, sir, he said you\u2019re an idiot.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The boss froze, eyebrows raised. \u201cAnd what did you say back?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Johnny grinned. \u201cI told him he was right.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The entire office burst into laughter. Even the boss couldn\u2019t hold it in. Sometimes, Little Johnny\u2019s mouth gets him in trouble \u2014 but this time, it earned him the biggest laugh of the week!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" At the office, everyone knows that when the boss yells \u201cLittle Johnny, come here right now!\u201d something funny \u2014 or disastrous \u2014 is about to happen. This… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5537\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}