{"id":584,"date":"2025-08-06T17:54:57","date_gmt":"2025-08-06T17:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=584"},"modified":"2025-08-06T17:54:58","modified_gmt":"2025-08-06T17:54:58","slug":"the-honeymoon-suite-joke-who-really-wears-the-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=584","title":{"rendered":"The Honeymoon Suite Joke: Who Really Wears the Pants?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As they were undressing for bed, the <strong>husband<\/strong>, a big, burly man, tossed his trousers to his bride and said:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>\u201cHere, put these on.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>She looked at him, puzzled, but did as he said.<br>The trousers were far too big, and they slipped right off her waist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>\u201cI can\u2019t wear these,\u201d<\/strong> she said. <strong>\u201cThey\u2019re too big!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>He smiled and replied:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>\u201cExactly. I wear the pants in this family, and don\u2019t you ever forget it.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Without missing a beat, the wife picked up her panties and tossed them at him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>\u201cHere, you put these on.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>He struggled, pulling and tugging, but they wouldn\u2019t go past his thighs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>\u201cI can\u2019t get into these!\u201d<\/strong> he said.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>She smiled sweetly and replied:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong>\u201cExactly. And unless you change your attitude, you never will.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83d\ude04 <strong>Moral of the story?<\/strong> Mutual respect goes a long way \u2014 especially on the honeymoon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big, burly man, tossed&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}