Two old men were sitting on a bench, enjoying the sunshine and feeding pigeons, when a young woman jogged past in a sports bra and tiny shorts. One of the old men couldn\u2019t help but smile\u2014wide and cheerful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The smile caught her eye. She stopped, marched over, and snapped:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhy are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The old man didn\u2019t flinch. He adjusted his glasses, leaned forward politely, and replied:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMy dear\u2026 I\u2019m not smiling at you.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n She blinked. \u201cThen who are you smiling at?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n He pointed down the path where another elderly man was struggling to jog, limbs wobbly, face red, trying his best to keep up behind her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI\u2019m smiling at the fact that he thinks he\u2019s catching you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n The girl went silent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The other old man wheezed, \u201cStill got it!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n And just like that, the whole park burst into laughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sometimes, age doesn\u2019t steal your spirit\u2014 Two old men were sitting on a bench, enjoying the sunshine and feeding pigeons, when a young woman jogged past in a sports bra and tiny shorts…. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6813\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
it just gives your humor sharper aim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"