{"id":6817,"date":"2025-11-26T03:44:54","date_gmt":"2025-11-26T03:44:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=6817"},"modified":"2025-11-26T03:44:56","modified_gmt":"2025-11-26T03:44:56","slug":"what-she-actually-said-had-mom-in-tears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=6817","title":{"rendered":"What She Actually Said Had Mom in Tears"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When seven-year-old Lily burst through the front door after school, she was practically vibrating with excitement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<strong>Mom! Guess what?! We learned how to make BABIES today!<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Her mom froze mid-step.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wait. WHAT?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trying to stay calm, she asked carefully, \u201cOh? Really? And\u2026 how do you make babies?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lily rolled her eyes like it was the most obvious thing in the world.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<strong>It\u2019s super easy.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom braced herself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then Lily proudly announced:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<strong>You just drop the \u2018Y\u2019 and add \u2018I-E-S.\u2019 BABIES!<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom nearly collapsed from relief \u2014 and uncontrollable laughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All that panic\u2026 over a spelling lesson.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sometimes kids don\u2019t just say the funniest things \u2014 they terrify you first. \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When seven-year-old Lily burst through the front door after school, she was practically vibrating with excitement. \u201cMom! Guess what?! We learned how to make BABIES today!\u201d Her&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6817\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}