When Mark\u2019s wife stepped out of the bathroom after her shower\u2014completely naked\u2014she strolled into the bedroom and froze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBabe, shut the curtains! I don\u2019t want the neighbors to see me naked!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mark glanced at the window, then at his wife, trying not to laugh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d he said confidently. \u201cIf the neighbors see you naked\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He paused, smirking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026they\u2019ll be shutting THEIR curtains.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then the look.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The look every married man fears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
According to Mark, he slept on the couch that night\u2014fully clothed\u2014with the curtains wide open.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the neighbors?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let\u2019s just say they probably heard the argument before they saw anything else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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