After fifteen long years of marriage, she expected a sweet answer. Maybe something romantic, maybe something funny, maybe even something that would remind her why she fell in love with him in the first place. So she stood there in the living room, hands on her hips, and asked the question every husband fears:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHow would you describe me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He didn\u2019t panic. He didn\u2019t even blink.
Instead, he looked at her slowly from head to toe and said one thing:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cABCDEFGHIJK.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She stared at him, confused. It wasn\u2019t flowers, it wasn\u2019t poetry, and it definitely wasn\u2019t the compliment she was expecting. So she crossed her arms and demanded an explanation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat does that<\/em> mean?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n He took a deep breath and replied with a straight face:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAdorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous\u2026 and Hot.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n For a moment, she melted. Her eyes softened and her lips curled into a smile. After all these years, he did<\/em> still see her the way he used to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But before she could finish blushing, he added calmly:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c\u2026I Just Kidding.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n And that was the moment she nearly threw the frying pan at him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n She didn\u2019t speak. She didn\u2019t laugh. She simply walked away\u2014slowly\u2014while he suddenly realized that his joke had absolutely destroyed the peaceful evening he was hoping for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n He followed her around the house apologizing, swearing that the \u201cIJK\u201d part was only added for humor, and that he truly meant every single letter before it. And the worst part? She made him sweat for the rest of the night before forgiving him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n One joke, fifteen years of marriage, and a lesson every husband learns sooner or later: After fifteen long years of marriage, she expected a sweet answer. Maybe something romantic, maybe something funny, maybe even something that would remind her why she fell… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6924\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Think very, very carefully before trying to be funny.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"