{"id":6956,"date":"2025-11-27T21:06:58","date_gmt":"2025-11-27T21:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=6956"},"modified":"2025-11-27T21:06:59","modified_gmt":"2025-11-27T21:06:59","slug":"this-cockatoo-snitched-on-the-cat-and-the-way-he-told-the-story-has-everyone-crying-with-laughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=6956","title":{"rendered":"This Cockatoo Snitched on the Cat \u2014 And the Way He Told the Story Has Everyone Crying With Laughter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The moment Dad walked into the room, the cockatoo was already pacing, flapping, and squawking like he had breaking news. Dad asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d and the bird <em>lost it<\/em> \u2014 pointing his beak toward the living room like a furious little detective.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He led Dad straight to the scene of the crime:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cat, sitting proudly beside a shredded roll of paper towels\u2026 looking completely unapologetic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cockatoo turned back and squawked again, basically saying:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSEE?! I TOLD YOU HE DID IT!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dad burst out laughing.<br>The cat didn\u2019t care.<br>And the cockatoo kept complaining like it was the biggest scandal of the year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>This bird didn\u2019t just talk \u2014 he filed a full report on the cat, and it\u2019s absolutely hilarious.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-9-16 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Cockatoo tells dog about his day adds a few cuss words!\" width=\"563\" height=\"1000\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rnP4hk2euqM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The moment Dad walked into the room, the cockatoo was already pacing, flapping, and squawking like he had breaking news. Dad asked, \u201cWhat happened?\u201d and the bird&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3087,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6956\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}