My new 25-year-old neighbor is trying to seduce my 55-year-old husband.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She recently divorced a man twice her age, won his house in court, and moved in right next door. I didn\u2019t think much of it at first \u2014 until I noticed how often she \u201ccoincidentally\u201d bumped into my husband. Hair always perfect. Clothes always too tight. Voice always just a little too sweet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then things escalated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One night, she called him over, saying a pipe had burst. I\u2019m 52. I\u2019ve seen enough. I\u2019ve lived<\/em> enough. And I knew one thing: So, I waited. I picked the right moment. “Hey, why don\u2019t you come over to our place instead? I\u2019ll be alone tonight. \ud83d\ude09”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n She replied instantly. When she did, she found me \u2014 not my husband \u2014 waiting with half the neighborhood ladies in my living room. Yes, including a few of her<\/em> ex\u2019s friends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Needless to say, she left red-faced and never flirted with him again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My new 25-year-old neighbor is trying to seduce my 55-year-old husband. She recently divorced a man twice her age, won his house in court, and moved in… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
As soon as he walked in, she started undressing<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was time to teach her a lesson she\u2019d never forget.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I used my husband\u2019s phone to text her:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
I told her to walk in through the back, no knocking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n