{"id":8249,"date":"2026-03-17T23:21:47","date_gmt":"2026-03-17T23:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=8249"},"modified":"2026-03-17T23:21:48","modified_gmt":"2026-03-17T23:21:48","slug":"green-pink-and-yellow-in-1-sentence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=8249","title":{"rendered":"Green Pink and Yellow in 1 Sentence."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Drunk guy gets pulled over. Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him. The final test the officer says \u201cif you can pass this last test I will let u go\u2026 use the words green pink and yellow in 1 sentence.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the drunk man replies \u201cMy phone went green and I pinked it up and said yellow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have a nice day officer!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy\u2019s window and says, \u201cSir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man says, \u201cSorry officer I can\u2019t do that. I am an asthmatic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I do that I\u2019ll have a really bad asthma attack.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOkay, fine.\u201d Sighs the office. \u201cI need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.\u201d \u201cI can\u2019t do that either. I am a hemophiliac.\u201d Says the man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIf I do that, I\u2019ll bleed to death.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, then we need a urine sample.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry officer I can\u2019t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I\u2019ll get really low blood sugar.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAlright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t do that, officer.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhy not?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBecause I\u2019m too drunk.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A police officer responded to a report of a disturbance at a downtown restaurant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The \u201cdisturbance\u201d turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. The giant boasted that he could whip the officer and the Heavyweight Boxing Champion of the World. \u201cI bet that you\u2019re also an escape artist, probably better than Houdini,\u201d said the policeman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The giant nodded. \u201cIf I had some chains,\u201d the officer continued, \u201cyou could show us how strong you really are. But all I\u2019ve got is a set of handcuffs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Why don\u2019t we see just how quickly you can break out of them?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes. \u201cI can\u2019t get out of these,\u201d the giant growled. \u201cAre you sure?\u201d the officer asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The fellow tried again. \u201cNope,\u201d he replied. \u201cI can\u2019t do it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIn that case,\u201d said the officer, \u201cyou\u2019re under arrest.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7484\" style=\"width:20px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drunk guy gets pulled over. 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