{"id":9458,"date":"2026-05-06T23:37:16","date_gmt":"2026-05-06T23:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=9458"},"modified":"2026-05-06T23:37:16","modified_gmt":"2026-05-06T23:37:16","slug":"brilliant-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/?p=9458","title":{"rendered":"BRILLIANT WIFE!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My dear wife,.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Therefore, after reading this letter,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Please don\u2019t be upset \u2013 I shall be home before midnight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My dear husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I would like to inform you that while you read this,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>although with one small difference \u2013 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7484\" style=\"width:20px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/signal-2025-12-13-024752efefefve-15-768x768.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My dear wife,. You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7481,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9459,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9458\/revisions\/9459"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storytimebuzz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}