šŸ˜‚ JOKE OF THE DAY: The Curtains Conversation

My wife comes out of the bathroom after her shower — completely naked — and walks confidently into the bedroom.

She looks at me and says, ā€œBabe, close the curtains! I don’t want the neighbors to see me naked!ā€

I looked up and said, ā€œDon’t worry, honey… if the neighbors see you naked, they’ll be the ones closing their curtains!ā€ šŸ˜†

Sometimes, timing really is everything — and so is knowing when not to say the first thing that comes to mind!

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